Skit Skat Cat!
I suggest you watch this while listening to this. It makes all the difference in the world.
Oh how i laughed.
Letters, I makes them!
'Tis what I do
GOOD AFTERNOON, BETH. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY DATE FOR-
NO. WAY TOO STIFF.
HEY BETH! HOW ARE YOU TODAY? YOU WANT TO GO TO-
EHHHHHH, TOO JOLLY.
SO … BETH … DOING ANYTHING ON THE 15TH?
JESUS, WHAT ARE YOU, THE FONZ? COME ON. PULL IT TOGETHER.
YO, BETH! GIRL, LET ME HOLLA AT CHU!
THAT WAS KIND OF COOL, ACTUALLY, BUT STILL NO.
… AT THIS RATE I’LL BE ASKING HER TO NEXT YEAR’S PROM.
Our sports photo of the day: Aaron Plummer laces an official game ball for the Super Bowl XLVI at Wilson Sporting Goods Co. in Ada, Ohio.
Photo by Tony Dejak/AP
“The man who claims to be the biggest enemy of capitalism is the same who fuels its industries with oil.”
Venezuela sees “record murder rate” in 2011
The Venezuela Violence Observatory says at least 19,336 people have been killed this year, an average of 53 a day.
The figures suggest Venezuela’s murder rate is the highest in South America and four times that of Mexico.
Probably the U.S.’s fault, too.
Cocktails: Neat.
This project is way outside what I normally shoot, I decided I wanted to try my hand a photos that were less about the lighting and the action and more focused on the design and small details. I had an awesome time shooting the project and I already have 8 more cocktails in mind.
I would love to know what you all think, especially since this series is way outside my comfort zone
-p
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I love this.
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grapevinetwine asked:
Wait, you play kickball, too? What team?
I play on Grape Nutz, the purple team, I’ve seen on your pictures you play on the pink team?… thank you for assuming I was a psychic and not a stalker! Boston is very good too!
Learn to dance with James Brown, 1978. (gifs)
Its November 5
Forget the “Remember remember the fifth of november” kind of day and realize what today really is.
The day Doc Brown came up with the idea of the flux capacitor. Be careful in the bathroom today kids.
(Source: theodoredow, via operationfailure)
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I’M SORRY. I’M NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE. I GET THE GIGGLES LIKE THIS WHENEVER I’M IN WICKER PARK. WHY ARE YOU DRINKING A PBR TALLBOY?
FIRST OF ALL YOU HAVE ABOUT $2500 WORTH OF TATTOOS. SECONDLY, THOSE BOOTS COST $400. YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW THAT? BECAUSE IT’S ALMOST 2012 AND WE ALL HAVE THE INTERNET NOW. YOU INCLUDED. IT’S RIGHT THERE ON THE IPHONE 5 YOU’RE ABOUT TO TAKE INSTAGRAM PHOTOS OF YOUR BIKE WITH.
ALSO, WITH ALL YOUR ‘SICK’ UPGRADES THAT’S A $2300 BICYCLE. I BOUGHT MY CAR FOR $1500.
JUST IRON YOUR SHIRT AND ORDER A CHIMAY. YOU’RE NOT POOR.
WHOA, CHILL OUT, RACHEL. ALL I SAID WAS THAT JUDE LAW GOT MORE MOVIE ROLES WHEN HE HAD MORE-
I SAID COOL IT. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THE GUY. I’M SURE HE’D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU LET YOUR FRIENDS HAVE THEIR OWN OPINIONS. I’M NOT SAYING HE’S NOT STILL TOTAL MAN CANDY, I’M JUST SAYING HE’S GOING BALD.
IN AMERICA, HAIR IS THE ONLY THING WOMEN SEE. LOOK AT ROBERT PATTINSON. THAT GUY OBVIOUSLY HAS DOWN’S SYNDROME, PLUS THE THEATRICAL SCOPE OF TERRY SCHIAVO, BUT IT’S LIKE A MINEFIELD OF PANTIES EVERY TIME HE WALKS DOWN THE STREET. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE HE HAS A LION’S MANE OF FUCKING HAIR. WE DON’T LIVE IN THE MICHAEL KEATON DAYS ANYMORE, ALL RIGHT? IT’S JUST ‘HAVE HAIR, GET LEADING ROLES’ IN HOLLYWOOD NOW.
SORRY I ALMOST BUT NOT REALLY AT ALL INSULTED YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND.
JESUS, YOU’RE SCARY WITHOUT YOUR XANAX.
